Asian Problems

a collection of problems often encountered by asian people

Resisting the urge to smack your forehead whenever some girl asks if you straighten your hair everyday.

Asian eyes x Camera Fail #2. We just can’t get it right.

Asian eyes x Camera Fail #2. We just can’t get it right.

The rice cooker problems.

The rice cooker problems.

(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)

… the Chinese mafia is watching you.

“I did not blink! I’m just Asian!” Photo credit to jozjozjoz.com

“I did not blink! I’m just Asian!” Photo credit to jozjozjoz.com

I won’t call any particular country out (ahem, Korea), but god forbid our pale faces ever see the sun rays.

I won’t call any particular country out (ahem, Korea), but god forbid our pale faces ever see the sun rays.

Asians aren’t good at math. The rest of the world is just bad at it.

@GeorgeTakei

OMG! You look just like this one person I met! …

[then references another asian person]

#alllooksame

If I order my contacts by last name, I get too many Lee’s and Chang’s.

If I order my contacts by first name, I get too many David’s and Stephanie’s. 

Can’t win.

#asianproblems

@rockyvy

cmode:

You know you’re Asian when you eat pasta with chop sticks.

cmode:

You know you’re Asian when you eat pasta with chop sticks.

Chinese Government confirms that it has replaced “LOL” in its dictionary with “ROR” (Raugh out Roud)

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, & they’re like, “It wasn’t that hard”

#thingsyouseeontwitter

@rockyvy

Liu, Lu, Loo, and Luu.

Huh?

My driver comes up to me and asks, “Can you clear my web history on my phone?” Did I just get stereotyped?

#Asianboyproblems

via @LKimWright

Everyone Expects You To Be Smart -.-

“I thought you were Asian!”